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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.
by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
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Chattanooga Chum Bucket

When you ejaculate and shit in a pale and leave it in a dark, warm place for two weeks. After the two weeks grab it and chug.
Oh darn! I forgot to check on my Chattanooga Chum Bucket
by Yellow_Babber June 22, 2024
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Word chum

(Gaming term) those letters and half words that collect in your in-world local chat prompt before you remember to click back into your private IM. Similar to the chum definition of that means the build up of precum, sperm, and lubrication that builds up during sexual intercourse.
Tom was embarrassed when he accidentally hit the ENTER key, causing his word chum, "scr7886fuck thatwtfyeaMmmmyeah," to spill out into the general chat screen at his virtual wedding rehearsal.
by phanrepublic April 23, 2018
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Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.
Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.
by West side Bobby July 8, 2023
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Chumming

Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.
Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.
by Gladystoper September 17, 2018
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