Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.

“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

by TheGiant20 June 5, 2018

Chinese Cigarette

A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.

Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.

by facehouse November 11, 2011

chinese algebra

a hard type of math

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

chinese rock

Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"

"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004

Chinese Gamesense

Chinese Gamesense is the number one cheat for Counter Strike: Global Offensive as of Febuary 2018.
The cheat is coded by the legendary outlaw coder Nyaruko. He is risking his life to provide the best possible cheats out there since coding cheats in China is punishable by death.

Woah! Did i just get tapped by a real Skeeter?
No, even better, that is Chinese Gamesense!

by Goobrx May 7, 2018

Chinese Chipmunk

People who are really high and can't stop smiling so they resemble chinese chipmunks.

Look at those chinese chipmunks, smoked out of their minds

by _XENI March 21, 2010