Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

Chinese Cigarette

A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.

Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.

by facehouse November 11, 2011

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

chinese algebra

a hard type of math

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

chinese rock

Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"

"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004

Chinese Chipmunk

People who are really high and can't stop smiling so they resemble chinese chipmunks.

Look at those chinese chipmunks, smoked out of their minds

by _XENI March 21, 2010

Chinese Toboggan

The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...

Dude, I gave this chick a chinese toboggan last night and her stomach is bright red from the ride!

by jhendrix0722 August 18, 2010