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Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.
Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.
by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012
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chic attire

Typically reserved for promoted events' dress code. Means upscale and stylish clothing. IE, no sports wear, saggin' pants, or Jersey shore douchbag shirts, or loud rave like attire. Basically looking like you are educated, have a real job, and actually can dress like a responsible adult looking to have a good time out whether it's a evening event or a daytime pool party.
"Daytime chic attire expected"
by OaklandSlider July 19, 2013
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chica seeka

A Caucasian man who is attracted to Hispanic women and seeks their company. Similar to yellow fever, white men who are attracted to Asian women.
Because Don was a chica seeka, he passed up chances to date white women.
by Lake 317 October 7, 2003
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geek chic

An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
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Chicago Slink

The act of stealing cab money from the wallet of your still-sleeping one night stand as you slink shamefully out the door.
Leslie pulled the old Chicago Slink with that guy she met at the bar last night.
by bdugggg May 20, 2011
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Chicago Tap

When you can't fit into a parking spot while parallel parking, you have to tap the cars in front and back of you to fit.
Can I fit in that spot? Sure with a little Chicago tap, we can fit snuggly.
by koot04 February 24, 2013
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chic-filaid

Using your partner as a table to eat Chic-Fil-A during coitus.
Oh man, I got Chic-filaid lastnight; it was amazing.
by LTDansen October 19, 2013
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