Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.

Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.

by flawedGhost June 3, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.

Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by swiffer January 19, 2006

west carrollton

The epitome of the boring home town. The only thing the town had going for it was Woody's.

"Now class, today we are going to start fictions about a person who grew up in a boring home town and escaped. Try to think of a name for that town."

"I know! West Carrollton!"

by Hisui June 20, 2008

bleach blonde carrot people

those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.

the preppy gaggle.

by jaykitsune February 28, 2004

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"

OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.

by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010