Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 30, 2023

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016

Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Neno calvin

neeny baby aka my man my man my man

real nigga out the nolia .

her: “you know neno calvin ? “
me: “ oh yea that’s my 3rd ward baby”

by neno1butlyss August 3, 2022

Being a Calvin

To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you

No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin

by Dream_Team September 4, 2020