Catholic School

✨ a waste of time ✨
The teachers are a bunch of fads and have absolutely no clue on what they're doing. They just teach their for a pay check. They make you take these stupid religion classes which don't even mater btw since no one there gives a shit about God. It's so hard to make friends. It's rooted in hell

Catholic School hardly teaches you anything !

by jungkooksgf December 17, 2021

Catholic High School

Just like a public school but you got to wear disgusting uniform and have to wait for your teacher to finish up her post on facebook, the wannabe gangster that are crazier then real life gangster and posting dick pics on snap. The girls got thick bodies that no one can’t stop looking and the ugly ones act like blood thirsty hoes looking to date any nigga

Catholic High School white boys are pussy and all they do is talk shit threw there phones and try to steal there parents rum chata and drink it on snap.

by Orange Bobbie January 9, 2019

cafeteria catholic

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

Guerin Catholic High School

A school located in Noblesville, Indiana, where rich, stuck-up, snobs who have no "concept of money" go to school. They go to school here because they don't like to work hard and they wouldn't make a varsity sports team anywhere else.

kid: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: Guerin Catholic High School...

kid: hahahaha what a fucking joke.

by iwishiwenttoguerincatholic October 4, 2009

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

Arlington Catholic High School

-A very small, mostly caucasian, Catholic school in Arlington MA. Sports oriented, they take pride and excel in hockey and football. Although owned by Italians, the school is predominantly Irish and has a very strong school spirit as a result. The way of life revolves around the school mascot...the COUGAR!

-Although not the best, or most fun school compared to others academically, socially, or sports-wise, they have become the foremost name in the Greater Boston private high-school league.

1.)

AC kid - "Malden Catholic SUCKS....Austin Prep SUCKS...and St. Johns Prep SUCKS!!!"

Other kid - "You must be from AC huh?"

2.)

Frosh - "I'm a freshmen at AC"

MC/SJP/AP kid - "You mean GAY-C? LOL!"

Frosh - "..?.."

3.)

"Cougars!" - Arlington Catholic High School

by DeMott December 24, 2008

Catholic church

What liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems.
They call it racist even though every latino is catholic

Liberal: Dam it the catholic church made my car break down

by Vh levanta December 22, 2009