Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

cabbage snatch

A vagina that is overused, abused, and a something borrowed... Multiple times. It can also be identified with a horrendous smell and lips that look like two pieces of bacon strung together with some yarn.

Yo, I was about to get down with this chick the other day, but she had a cabbage snatch comparable to a Thai prostitute.

by Pussyslave1234 April 12, 2015

sloppy cabbage

wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex

"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."

by SLEWFOOT Swifty August 4, 2010

cabbage balls

Sweaty, smelly, testicals, that resemble cabbage

After I was tailgating all dayt I had a nasty case of Cabbage balls

by t-plumer July 10, 2007

cabbage eater

A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.

1:OMG look at Sash, man that guy is such a cabbage eater!
2:Yeah but we wouldn't trade him in for anyone, even a Russian.

by Shane and Dave February 5, 2008

sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 3, 2005

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019