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Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.
"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"
Related Words

cock cough 

After performing oral pleasure to a man it is the act of caughing from semin resadue still in the females throat.
Goodlord have mercy she had cock cough so bad she needed cough syrip.
cock cough by reindeergriffin March 15, 2014

To Cough up Professor Oak 

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.
Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

gentleman's dinner cough 

to vomit but before vomit goes every where to grab it mid air with ones hand and place it back in your mouth
i thought dan was out of the hot dog eating contest but he used the gentleman's dinner cough, and saved it at the last second

no cough no stone 

When smoking marijuana and someone coughs you can say "no cough no stone" (as in "no pain no gain"). It means the coughing weedsmoker will get stoned anyway and need not worry.
I had to cough badly when she handed me the spliff, but she smiled and said "no cough no stone".
no cough no stone by Suedseite March 28, 2006

Nasty Ass Cough

A liquid fart during sex.
Yo, dat bitch ass coughed my dick.
Nasty Ass Cough by JohnnyG November 12, 2003