boble

1. (noun) that super herb, can be used to describe any form of a reefer snack
2. (verb) the act of tokin that bomb
3. (adj.) used to describe anything involving that dope ass plant

1. "mother fucker, let's go in on some boble."
2. "hey man, wanna boble?"
3. "Snatch some boble treats at the store."
4. (in it's most advanced form) "yo man, boblin boble for boble times"

by im glenjamin November 29, 2006

Bible

A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.

“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”

by citizens2502 December 25, 2020

The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013

bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

vacation bible school

vacation bible school sped up.

you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022