Mountain Biking

Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy

Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it

by Doomanic November 28, 2011

buring

to have an std

i heard that he is out here buring bitchs

by miss her April 28, 2003

bunking

doin something, anything in surplus

man i was liftin weights, i was str8 bunking.

i sold all my shit, i was bunking on yall boyz

by deejay January 15, 2004

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Dirt Biking

When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!

1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!

2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.

(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.

by Wood9412 February 13, 2009

buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

by Seshie March 11, 2009

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011