Geek parlance inspired by VoIP - Voice over IP, BSoIP is an acronym for Bitch Slap Over IP(internet protocol). This has been used by tech support representatives as a "blessing" offered to particularly clueless clients or co-workers.
I spent an hour cleaning up the mess he made of their system. If anyone was deserving of a good BSoIP, it's him.
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(pronounced like "bizarre")
Shorthand for a one night stand.
Often used after a hook-up goes horribly wrong.
(pronounced like "bizarre")
Shorthand for a one night stand.
Often used after a hook-up goes horribly wrong.
Guy #1: How was your night?
Guy #2: BSAR man...I hooked up with that one chick with the split tongue we met at the hookah bar.
Guy #1: Oh, how was it?
Guy #2: I got out there as soon as she brought out the chains, whips, and electrodes.
Guy #2: BSAR man...I hooked up with that one chick with the split tongue we met at the hookah bar.
Guy #1: Oh, how was it?
Guy #2: I got out there as soon as she brought out the chains, whips, and electrodes.
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by Jimmy James P October 27, 2008
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The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
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