that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY
by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021
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by Kiiks May 18, 2015
When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
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by Dre Wallen January 12, 2021
WORST FUCKING SCHOOL. Ive been to four other different highschools in florida and this is by far the worst. The gym teacher treats you like shit if you aren't a "cool kid" and if you are different, you cant walk the halls without someone talking shit out loud about you so that you can hear. BTW THE GIRL'S WRESTLING TEAM ARE ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH BITCHES.
Me "Did you go to gulf breeze high?"
WOMAN: "yes"
Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
WOMAN: "yes"
Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023