the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

Googly eye boobies

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.

"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."

by the googler February 7, 2014

boobies

Boobies 2 amazing things that are meant to be grapped groped and loved

I squeezed that bitch shaquala's boobs until she cried hahahaha.boobs or

i like when she rubs her boobies on my pp

by BreastMan May 13, 2005

Boopies

Lop-sided breasts, typically (although not exlusively) female.

"Dude, she has got some weird looking boopies."

by G0D H4T35 Y0U October 20, 2008

eBay boobies

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.

Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.

by [e-mail] August 1, 2007

boobies

slang term for women's boobies.

"Them are some nice boobies!"

by IdoNOThaveBOOBIES July 28, 2009

Porky Boobies

A black female's bust size; so big it goes beyond numbers.

"Yo, foo. Dose Porky Boobies are sweet."

by ToadMaster May 1, 2003