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booger knots

When babies are sick and go to sleep with a runny nose. They sometimes wake up with boogers in their hair.
Alexis went to bed and woke up with nasty booger knots in her hair.
by s3adawn February 25, 2017
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moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
by Moof moof May 30, 2016
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booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet
I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016
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Booger flick

To flick a booger at someone after roasting them. (To roast someone, is to insult them in the most severe of manners.) it can also be said as well.
*At a restaurant, and the food looks really gross, all the girls at the table freak out.*
Fat-ass Jason: Jeez, why can't you guys just eat the food? Oh my god....
Pansy: Yea, well can you NOT eat the food?! Your flabby enough as it is, but I guess you can keep the man boobs, you fucking food-slut. BOOGER FLICK IN YO' FACE, BITCH.
*Gets up to go to bathroom*
by QueerQuail January 4, 2017
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Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.
Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden
by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012
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Booger Dome

A hemispherical bowl in which individuals (mostly female) hide their biological gold and dirt pickings. It can be commonly found underneath their beds or in their closets.
Chad: "Hey Tim, I heard you broke up with Paula. What happened?"
Tim: "Yeah man, I was over at her apartment when I found a booger dome under her bed. It was a total turn-off."
by SuzerainY November 4, 2021
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Baby booger

A little baby that’s a noob and a bully but is nice at times
Dj:baby booger your fat
Baby booger:no your a fat he j
Dj:😭
Baby booger:just kidding you cool dj
Dj:YAY!
by Booger a boy June 1, 2021
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