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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
Look at Michael double boating over there
by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018
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boat licc

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight
by awmoung us April 28, 2021
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Row the boat

To keep it going; party on; to endure; or to move on to something new.
It's about to be a crazy weekend. Row the boat! / Hey, I gotta go do something right now. Row the boat! / Sorry to hear that, hope it all works out. Row the boat. / That event was lame. Let's row the boat!
by mindbloque May 23, 2015
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Boat Race

In a sporting event, the team getting out to an early lead and coasting home.
The Detroit Lions will get boat raced this weekend.
by T-JAM March 30, 2009
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boat date

The bad part of a deal, the short end of the stick. When someone gets the boat date, they are getting screwed over.

Comes from VH1 reality shows like "Flavor of Love" or "Rock of Love" where the competition gets down to the final two contestants and the one who goes on a date involving a boat is typically eliminated.
New York got the boat date, so Flav chose Deelishis.

Amber got the fun date, and Daisy got the boat date, so she was eliminated.

I can't believe my co-worker got the promotion and I got the boat date!
by Trashwire April 16, 2008
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melon boat

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
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