the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion
After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"
by journeyman6 March 28, 2011
Get the blooter mug.An excuse for preffering one operating system over another because one cannot find another legitimate excuse to hate on another operating system. the term means "pre-installed companion software" but for some that just means less space on their hard drive and they would rather install the "bloatware" themselves.
Thanks to a lot of tech geek fanboys this word has become one of the biggest examples of semantic satiation in the tech industry. It's been used so much it has become utterly meaningless.
Thanks to a lot of tech geek fanboys this word has become one of the biggest examples of semantic satiation in the tech industry. It's been used so much it has become utterly meaningless.
The "what's the best OS of Linux?" debate has been going on for decades now...
Geek 1: I like Debian, but I like Ubuntu more.
Geek 2: Aren't they essentially the same OS?
Geek 1: Yes, Ubuntu is derived from Debian...
Geek 3: I prefer Debian because Ubuntu has too much bloatware.
Geek 1: ......
Geek 1: I like Debian, but I like Ubuntu more.
Geek 2: Aren't they essentially the same OS?
Geek 1: Yes, Ubuntu is derived from Debian...
Geek 3: I prefer Debian because Ubuntu has too much bloatware.
Geek 1: ......
by thatcrazyguyoverthere March 18, 2014
Get the bloatware mug.A pair of the most substantial, yet saggy breasts. The consistency has been likened to a pair of balloons full of mashed potato.
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Steve: Woah, dude did you see her?!
John: Nah man, she had blobtits
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That gym instructor is a disgrace! How can he instruct anyone check out the blobtits he's rocking.
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Look at that blobtitted rugby player, thinking he can do anything. He should just ring up the takeaway like he normally does about this time and order a chicken value box.
Steve: Woah, dude did you see her?!
John: Nah man, she had blobtits
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That gym instructor is a disgrace! How can he instruct anyone check out the blobtits he's rocking.
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Look at that blobtitted rugby player, thinking he can do anything. He should just ring up the takeaway like he normally does about this time and order a chicken value box.
by Tomaszk December 20, 2010
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Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.
When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.
When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.
by Jake September 28, 2003
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Get the Bloated mug.1. The sound a penis makes as it exits a swollen rectum.
2. The sound that occurs when two males are engaged together in anal intercourse, and the receiving male releases intestinal gases from his rectum while in due process if intercourse.
2. The sound that occurs when two males are engaged together in anal intercourse, and the receiving male releases intestinal gases from his rectum while in due process if intercourse.
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2. Two males who have had anal intercourse for several hours decide to stop. Then, when the giving male pulls out his penis, the receiving male's rectum blop's.
2. Two males who have had anal intercourse for several hours decide to stop. Then, when the giving male pulls out his penis, the receiving male's rectum blop's.
by Divinities_Creature February 23, 2009
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