Flour Bluff

An economically depressed suburb of Corpus Christi, it's the last place before you cross the bridge to Padre Island, home of renowned Texas surfbreak; Bob Hall Pier, seedy hotels in which many area "surf stars" were conceived, multiple gas stations that still take checks while acting as stop-overs for the 4 x 4 driving "chimps" from wealthier suburbs and a feeling of disparity when you look in the eyes of local bumpkins, that whatever magic existed here....is gone the way of Sid Vicious...

Hey ya'll, on the way home after that photo shoot last night we stopped off in Flour Bluff at a motel on SPID and pulled a full San Bernardino Sailboat, it was raaaadddd!!!!! He says he wants to get together with the photog for an off roader jamboree tonite....Heeelll yahhhhh!

by otto von jizzalot December 2, 2009

Double Bluff

A specific type of of irony. When someone bluffs a bluff, if the person who originally bluffed falls for the second bluff it is a double bluff.

When someone makes a sarcastic remark, if you make your own sarcastic remark believable enough to get the person to think you didn't pick up on the sarcasm. It is a double bluff:
"Hey Steve, that fish shirt your wearing is pretty sweet. You should wear it everyday."
"Thanks Tage, I know. I love it and I am tempted to wear it everyday."
"No Steve, that shirt sucks. I was just kidding."
"Obviously, DOUBLE BLUFF"

If a bunch of college guys pull a prank on some girls by staging a fake robbery in a house and the house actually gets robbed while they are joking about it being robbed. It would be a double bluff.

by UPC Sophmore Group February 22, 2009

bluff

how danny wins all the hands when he plays poker, unless im playing becuase im not a moron like free money petric or pimpin paulicelli. used in the game hold em

(danny has a pair of twos, 6 high)
danny: i raise.. fuck it im all in
(erik has royal flush)
erik: wow it looks like you can beat me, i fold.
(jason has 4 of a kind)
jason: ill call... then ill fold cuz i know your gonna beat me
chris: you guys are fucking idiots... good job danny

by iNf3Rn0 December 6, 2004

bluff muff

A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.

Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.

by lukeellery April 29, 2006

blowfun

Same as a blow job but named to trick women into thinking it is actually fun.

Jill who hated to work, would never give me a blow job, but as soon as i started calling it a blowfun, i couldn't get her off my dick

by Joe Lingner December 30, 2007

Bluff

A animal or human who might run at you or in a way threaten you but do not go though

Oh that heifers fine she only bluffs.

Or
That chick ain’t gonna hurt you she’s just bluffing

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016