Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.

Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"

by schizo_valdik October 3, 2019

bloach

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.

Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!

by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011

Block B

South Korea's most hep hap boy group consisting of Derphyo, Sex-Bomb, U-KittyKwon, 'Walking Paradox' Ziaco, Whale Pyo, Sharkeu Taeil, and Kyungcumber.

Me: "Do U Wanna B, Block B!"
Friend: "What."

by MyNameEejaTaeil February 24, 2012

block is hot

Po-po, 5-0, or Alice if you from Seattle is on their way, or are stalking a joint, thereby prohibiting you from visiting your pharmaceutical retailer for a little recreational pharmacology :)

I called the weed dude the other day, and as soon as he picked up he said "a yo... the block is hot... holla at me in 2"

by pompii June 23, 2006

chevy small block

The most reliable, longest lasting gasoline engine in existance. Often used in good cars and makes a great conversion for datsuns, also used in camaros and other sports cars and sedans, also can be found in light trucks and some towing vehicles.

Lets go race that civic because I know I will win cause I have a chevy small block.

Yeah she has a small block in her.

by Kassim503 July 23, 2006

cock blocker

An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.

You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.

by Sebastien June 15, 2005