Love Blind

Thinking the person your in love with is perfect and has absolutely no flaws for a period of time (usually around a month)

Ann: Gosh, he's so perfect!

Lisa: No he's not, do you not see how much of a slob he is? And he shows off ALL THE TIME.

Ann: Really? No, he doesn't!

Lisa: You're soooo love blind.

by koodaa July 19, 2016

pussy blinders

Your best friend after he sells your ass out for his girl, a little bitch or also known as cole.

cole has on pussy blinders

by Justin February 13, 2004

Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.

At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.

by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006

Blind 'em with ass . . .

To leave right then, quickly . . . the only thing they see is your ass - leaving!

If they make me mop tonite, I'm gonna "Blind 'em with ass . . ."

by sunkeyeno.3 July 11, 2011

Blind tailgunner

A dark room, full of people, similar to pin the tail on the donkey, except sexual.

I would never take my wife to a blind tailgunner party; I've got to kiss that mouth!

by Joey48442 September 13, 2013

blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

blind wave

1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.

2. A popular YouTube channel.

Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!

by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019