Beetchabacks

"Beetchabacks" are small bugs that live in humans' anal cavities.

They crawl out of the anus and bite the ass in various places causing itchiness.

Then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they "beetchaback" to the anus.

This is where the creatures get their name.

"That fat guy over there has been scratching his ass for the last fifteen minutes. I bet he has a wicked case of Beetchabacks."

by Jon Foreskin February 5, 2010

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Betchy Cakes

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.

Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?

by betchycakes33 May 20, 2011

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Beotché

An extension of beotch, i.e., one who possesses Beyonce-like diva tendancies.

What's with the attitude today? You're acting like a total beotché.

by P-Hizzle McSchnizzle July 21, 2011

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Beatchya

Slang term for "beat you." Also referred to as "Win."

Beatchya can be used in multiple forms.

1.) I beatchya to the finish line!!
2.) I'll beatchya ass silly ma fucka!!

by UnderCover.Nerd August 16, 2011

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betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 29, 2015

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