Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

Beacher

A shit the size of a whale

Thats a beacher

by Luishater92 June 15, 2018

internet beachead

A web page, though it has more personal connotations rather than corporate.

Somebody's personal web page.

by JeffH May 18, 2005

beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

beefheart

Some dude with a beard that wrote music and got depressed and stopped using his name and played with Frank Zappa and sang Dachau Blues.

"Man, I want a soul patch like Captain Beefheart!"

by Cocklofter June 11, 2006

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Beechies

A community of travellers who's sole occupation is ruining the neighbourhood.they enjoy starting fights at fairgrounds and punching each other.also going out with girls way too young for them to have a healthy realtionship.

fancy going to the beechies

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo

by your all wrong December 9, 2008