How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 03, 2019
by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 05, 2018
If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.
by BeardProbs August 16, 2015
by Jeffy! May 12, 2005
To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.
by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015