anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

beard

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

jim beam hand

The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.

by sexy amy September 22, 2003

ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.

That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008

chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010

Wicked Dragons Beard

A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.

Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!

by Lectins Toad September 21, 2009

willy-beamin

Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.

"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."

by The Savage August 31, 2008