john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

joe bartman

a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee

dude did you see that guy? he looked like a joe bartman

by kayschmoy April 20, 2018

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

will bateman

a sexy beast which likes to lick deodorant, lynx is his fave, has a danny devito fetish as well

hey will bateman i heard you like danny devito
i sure do

by will bateman March 28, 2019

Dirty Bartender

When during a threesome, you cum in a girl's belly button then mix it with whiskey and have another girl drink the mixture out of her belly button.

Bro, we had some much fun last night we even tried the dirty bartender.

by Scurzy May 20, 2019

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Chloe Bartels

A girl who has an addiction to this one boy and will never get over him and has a tiktok so add it @ c.h.1.o.e_ hehe

Chloe Bartels is a dumb bitch for having a ADDICTION to this one boy

by Chloe Bartels September 21, 2020