Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

Baptism

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.

That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.

by A ball moron October 16, 2020

Baptist joy

A joy that baptizes, also the most amazing person

You: Hey im feeling baptist joy
me: cool

Me: I LOVE YOU BAPTIST JOY

by narry4life February 22, 2021

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021

Baptiste

Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!

Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly

Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*

by Absynthee November 21, 2021