Bawler

1. A word to define idiots who can't spell "Baller"

2. A person with money or status who are unsatisfied with those things, and constantly complain about their awesome life

(2) BAWLER: Man, I crashed my Lamborghini Gallardo into another bus full of super-model cheerleaders, then, cause they knew who I was, they proceeded to gang-rape me and dragged me to an awesome party hosted by Diddy, where I got to meet Snoop Dogg, who smoked me out with a weed who's name I can't even pronounce, Eminem was there and gave me the rest of the shrooms he was getting rid of, then I ran into Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga, who proceeded to pull me into a threesome, video tape it, and sign a release giving me all ownership rights to the video, and now tomorrow, I gotta go shoot a video with them, cause they like my voice... I'm exhausted!

My life sucks.

REGULAR GUY: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr July 8, 2010

Ballerina Special

A hard four in the game of craps. (Both dice are the number 2)

Dealer: A Ballerina Special, two two.

by m1kepwn July 11, 2006

Anal bailer

A person who is about to perform anal sex with a willing anal candidate but bails out at the last moment.

e.g
Donald: "Take me now, whilst you're firm!"
Leeroy: "oww, do i have i have to"
Donald: "What the fuck, you ANaL BAiLeR!"

by scorgeofmapps July 15, 2007

Ballerado

Combining the words 'baller' and 'colorado', ballerado is an alternative name for the state that describes its inherently baller (awesome/ bad ass) nature

Did you just see that guy throw back a jager bomb and then ski off that sick jump? He must be from ballerado.

by muad 'dib May 14, 2010

Baller-Hook ups

Sweet connections. Good things that one can achieve.

G-moneySnap skoota... That G-money has baller hook ups.

by L-dizzle October 27, 2004

baller points

Baller points is a points system(that nobody keeps track of) and are awarded and deducted by anyone in a group of friends for certain acts. Points are awarded win a person in the group does something good or funny, deducted for doing something lame or stupid.

Allen bangs an incredibly hot set of twins on a Monday night.
Foster the next morning:14 baller points buddy
Allen:Thank you

Julio comes to a party wearing socks and sandals
Foster:Eww negative 3 baller points dude
Julio:Again! Dammit

by Allen Barnhart June 29, 2007

Lotto-ballers

1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.

Schmizz and Joey Burgs have won $10 today alone! Damn those boys sure are Lotto-ballers!

by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005