The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
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by tylerluvsraves September 14, 2016
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by Hippymama112 November 18, 2016
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Get the Cue balling mug.Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018
Get the rice-balling mug.also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.
person one: damn that Caden Ballinger guy is a bad ass.
person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him
person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him
by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018
Get the caden ballinger mug.Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.
Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.
by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018
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