Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

badger finger

Waggling your right ring finger aggressively at another person or object. Often to assert dominance or express emotion towards that person/object.

Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.

"Wow dude did you see Seki just badger finger his girlfriend's head after he straight up air Jordan dat ho?!"

"Yeah man it was crazy"

by TheRealBadgerMan December 12, 2013

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

badger brothel

A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.

I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight.
Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

Baber'd

When a guy has a girlfriend but talks to other girls. He will go as far as making other Snapchat accounts, one for his girlfriend and one for his hoes. He talks to so many girls everyone in the province knows who he is.

My man's been trying to fuck other girls. I just got Baber'd

by Some Saskatchewan Hoe April 20, 2020

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical September 28, 2008

Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009