Slot badger

Slang term for a paedophile

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!

by steve December 3, 2003

badderman

Another Word For Badman Used For Describing Something Or Someone In A Positive Way

Person 1 - Yo Dya Know Giggla?
Person 2 - Yeh Yeh
Person 1 - What Dya Fink Of Him
Person 2 - Guys A Badderman

by Giggz MC July 23, 2007

funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.

Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.

by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Pecker Badge

The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.

Come here Timmy...Wipe those tears away and earn your pecker badge.

by bongbong79 March 8, 2009

spazz-badge

Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.

Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!

by lily beetle January 10, 2016

tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008