A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 01, 2006
by ian in June 09, 2005
Term used to describe individuals who, when at a party or another miscellaneous gathering of peers, cannot decide on one single member of the opposite sex on which to concentrate their attentions, and so just hit on them all instead.
Usually ineffective...
Usually ineffective...
by Jennie Furness May 18, 2006
by FizzyDrizzy August 07, 2011
A term used when you or a friend know you're able to bang a chick. You have her "under the blanket"
Origiantes from the fact that when your watching a movie with a girl and you get under the same blanket with them your set to fuck. or at least make out. or get a blowjob. Or suck on some titties.
Origiantes from the fact that when your watching a movie with a girl and you get under the same blanket with them your set to fuck. or at least make out. or get a blowjob. Or suck on some titties.
by Herb311 October 25, 2004
When you place your penis on a chick's vagina and pull the lips over to make a pig in a blanket,Great form of foreplay. enjoy! :-)
by Maximus K April 26, 2007
when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket
sam: hey, wanna join us at the park?
jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.
jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.
by elle99 June 02, 2014