awkward relationship 

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk

did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship

awkward relationship by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015

Awkward Cease Convo 

A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.

Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week

John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it

Steve: One time my uncle played football.

John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch

Awkward Cease Convo by SenorCardgage August 17, 2009

awkward add 

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.

Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.

awkward add by frapelz June 25, 2010

Awkward First 

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

Awkward First by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

awkward class 

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.

Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?

awkward class by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011

Awkward Moose 

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

Awkward Moose by Ihavenofriends November 23, 2006

awkward silence 

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

awkward silence by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008