anyone who is for real is going to stop bitching about what a stupid manufactured poser avril is because we all know it, you dont have to yell it out at everyone like you were some real "rebellious punk" douchbag and she was hurtin your imiage or soemthign, if you were for real you would stop bitching about it, no one gives a shit
people use the term avril and put her and other fake people down to try and insurethat they are for real
by james August 13, 2004
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Person 2: but she's a poser.
Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.
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Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.
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Personally, one of my favorite vocal artists. Everyone keeps hating on her for some un-known reason. She's and individual who has her own style and doesnt act like some overly paid drug addict *ahem* Lindsay Lohan. Since her frist album release, she has looked exactly the same, which is pretty and fresh, which I'm sreiously jelous about. I dont undestand why people would hate on her and rather listen to Miley Cytris or what ever the fuck that hoe's name is. I dont see Avril dancing on poles or her vagina crack displaying to the world.
by xangelxwingsx March 4, 2011
Get the avril lavigne mug.My favorite singer. She is NOT a poser, like a lot of people are saying she is. They say she thinks shes punk. Can you tell me when she ever said she was? She never did. Avril is not a poser. People are also calling her a skank/ slut. Really?
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Oh oh oh, would you leave me alone? Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I. Oh oh oh, would you cry y y if I let you go? -Let Go, album Let Go
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
by invader Jenna August 26, 2010
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2) An insult
3) Someone who switches from prep to 'punk' in less than a year
4) Something that raises the suicide rate among intelligent people
1) That Avril was singing so horribly that I had to pop an Advil!
2) Shut up, you Avril!
3) Avril used to be a country girl, but I think she was paid off.
4) The leading cause of illiteracy and suicide will soon be Avril.
2) Shut up, you Avril!
3) Avril used to be a country girl, but I think she was paid off.
4) The leading cause of illiteracy and suicide will soon be Avril.
by Almiria April 7, 2004
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HUGE sell out. Talking badley about Britney, Jessica, Christina, etc. for havign their "sexy blond haired image" and then she goes out and dyes her hair bleached blonde and poses for maxim with her boobs hangin out? Sell out! You know why, because they ALL sell out at some point, because that's where the money is.
Also, she writes very bad lyrics (they all rhyme like a Dr.Suess book) and she can't sing! her voice is TERRIBLE! she'll sing as well as any of the rest of us can, adding a little "I-e-i-e-i" in every once in a while because she has no actual singing talent to change the range of her voice....her voice is nothing more than a normal average nothing special voice.
The only thing I respect about her is that she can play music, unlike many other singers, but if she were "punk" as she says, she would be in a band and not just be known on her own, because true music lovers are the ones who are in bands, writing their own thoughtful music, not careing so much about fame and being "hot". I really think the only people who like her are teens who also look up to ashlee simpson who they also think is "punk" (another blonde sell out that can't sing) (noticed how they ALL end up looking exactly the same? Long blonde curls and fancy clothes).
She sucks. I mean, in every interview i see she has her head down and doesn't look at the camera...how can someone like that be in show biz? She always looks so mean and 'badass' in her videos, it's actually pretty hilarious that she trys to look bad but I know she actually does care what people think or she wouldn't be trying to look like malibu barbie.
Anyways, all in all, she really bugs me, and whenever I see her on TV, i wanna puke. No talent, not hot, and just ungrateful for everything she has. SELL OUT!Canada can do better!
HUGE sell out. Talking badley about Britney, Jessica, Christina, etc. for havign their "sexy blond haired image" and then she goes out and dyes her hair bleached blonde and poses for maxim with her boobs hangin out? Sell out! You know why, because they ALL sell out at some point, because that's where the money is.
Also, she writes very bad lyrics (they all rhyme like a Dr.Suess book) and she can't sing! her voice is TERRIBLE! she'll sing as well as any of the rest of us can, adding a little "I-e-i-e-i" in every once in a while because she has no actual singing talent to change the range of her voice....her voice is nothing more than a normal average nothing special voice.
The only thing I respect about her is that she can play music, unlike many other singers, but if she were "punk" as she says, she would be in a band and not just be known on her own, because true music lovers are the ones who are in bands, writing their own thoughtful music, not careing so much about fame and being "hot". I really think the only people who like her are teens who also look up to ashlee simpson who they also think is "punk" (another blonde sell out that can't sing) (noticed how they ALL end up looking exactly the same? Long blonde curls and fancy clothes).
She sucks. I mean, in every interview i see she has her head down and doesn't look at the camera...how can someone like that be in show biz? She always looks so mean and 'badass' in her videos, it's actually pretty hilarious that she trys to look bad but I know she actually does care what people think or she wouldn't be trying to look like malibu barbie.
Anyways, all in all, she really bugs me, and whenever I see her on TV, i wanna puke. No talent, not hot, and just ungrateful for everything she has. SELL OUT!Canada can do better!
by MeganJean August 14, 2006
Get the Avril mug.a girl in a band that can sing, besides the fact that her songs r only ok. shes called herself "punk" and a "rock chick", but when it boils down 2 it she is jst a girl in a band that can sing, and that plays songs that r only ok. i wouldnt call her a poser cuz if she really was then how did she get so popular? but she does kinda suck. another thing, dont take it out on the canadians, i know 2 really cool ppl from canada (im not sayin theyre all cool) but dont dis them all. and for the last thing, she didnt ruin rock music, cuz i still listen 2 it and probly tons and tons of other ppl do 2, not that her music is gr8
by chain March 8, 2004
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