Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.
I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.
by heat rod December 04, 2004
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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet September 15, 2008
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Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.
(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"
by Matt B December 10, 2003
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Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.
by spldbrt89l July 02, 2009
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aunt jamimas crack house

a aunt jamimas crack house is a cheap ass place where ill they have to eat is boxs of pancake mix and flour , a house or place where thiers alot of cocaine or crack or a home thats realy dirty
1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse
by charles wiseman April 02, 2008
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Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face
Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello May 18, 2007
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Your aunt/uncle genderfluid

Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.
Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*
by uwunoahfence March 14, 2018
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