Asshole

A person who states the obvious truth.

Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake.
Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.

by dahmir April 3, 2006

Asshole

People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.

12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole

by S.B.C! January 21, 2009

assholed

The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.

Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.

Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?

by David.. January 2, 2008

Asshole

A person that plays or has played "Hacky sack" under his/her own free will. Breeding grounds for assholes include Garden city, manhasset and RVC.

When those assholes arent playing hacky sack they're playing lacrosse

by bromolaxual September 2, 2009

Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

Asshole

Dan is an asshole because he cheats on girls

“GOD DAN IS SUCH A DICK ISN’T HE?”
Dan is a dick technically

Asshole means someone who is being a real dick.

by Dopeydocus August 14, 2019

Asshole

George W. Bush. The president of the United States of America.

"Our president, George W. Bush, is an asshole!"

by Jordan The Great January 16, 2007