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Assbscess

A variation on the word "abscess." An abscess is a tender, inflamed mass-like collection of pus in the tissues of the body in response to infection. An assbscess is a collection of pus in the soft tissues of the gluteal region or posterior pelvis. It can be associated with the rectum, anus, gluteal muscles, skin, and/or soft tissues of the buttocks. It is posterior to the bladder and prostate gland in males and vagina in females. It does not involve the legs, and does not involve the genetalia.
A very tender infected mass in the buttocks near the anus would be an example of an assbscess.
by DreMD May 14, 2011
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Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.
He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.
by ncopernicus September 25, 2015
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Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)
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Assbaby

An individual who kisses and spends so much time up other people's asses they have a longer gestation period than a huge turd.
AlexJewell is such an assbaby, the boss had to go to the bathroom to birth him.
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A ball related sport played with one's ass.
Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.
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assbloke

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ
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assbomb

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?
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