by himilaintoesloths January 20, 2010
Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"
by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014
Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.
by jimbradtommattetc March 03, 2008
by Lanky J March 07, 2023
An expression of extreme suprise, excitement, love, and/or fear. It is often found conjugated with the words yes or no after its main context.
Eve: Here take this apple!
Adam: *munch* wait a second... oh fuck...
Captain Adama: The Cylons look like us now.
Starbuck: Oh fuck!
Girlfriend: Honey I think its time we had sex.
Boyfriend: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck.
Teen 1: I heard Obama's goona legalize pot.
Teen 2: Oh fuck!
Parents: Oh fuck...
Adam: *munch* wait a second... oh fuck...
Captain Adama: The Cylons look like us now.
Starbuck: Oh fuck!
Girlfriend: Honey I think its time we had sex.
Boyfriend: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck.
Teen 1: I heard Obama's goona legalize pot.
Teen 2: Oh fuck!
Parents: Oh fuck...
by the bad ferrett April 06, 2009
Usually an answer given when you don't 1. Give a shit 2. When you are trying to be polite by not saying no shit. 3. A smartass answer given to someone who just stated something very obvious or very stupid. Can be used in a number of ways.
by pantyteamaster May 01, 2010
A phrase used in "OH SH" situations.
May also be used when there is not enough time to pronounce the whole phrase, such as the split seconds before your head is blown off.
May also be used when there is not enough time to pronounce the whole phrase, such as the split seconds before your head is blown off.
Police: Your parents are dead.
You: OH SH
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
You: OH SH
Secret Service: Is that a sniper?
JFK: OH SH-
Secret Service:.....OH....SH.
You: OH SH
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
You: OH SH
Secret Service: Is that a sniper?
JFK: OH SH-
Secret Service:.....OH....SH.
by Vanni Fucci March 16, 2010