Anal-lysis

The process in which the anal sphincter is broken or ripped. Following anal-lysis the anus is termed, anal lysate.

Scientist "This study in anal sphincter control requires more anal-lysis"

Anal-lysis by Captain Kerplunk May 7, 2011

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Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.

Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!

Anal Acoustics by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010

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Anal flagger

A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.

Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"

Anal flagger by Caryn Rose January 25, 2009

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anal queef

An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.

If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.

anal queef by The Hook November 5, 2007