the volume in here is astronomical

When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.

Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical

OR

Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical

by cayden is thick June 6, 2020

Astronomics

The economy of space.

Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?

Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.

by Yi Z May 23, 2013

Antron

Most likely an African American male. Has the tendency to be a playboy. Naturally draws attention and relishes in it. A bit more immature then most men his age. Many may have a crush on him but never tell's him. Has a tendency to put girls in friend zones, he is always surrounded by the coolest of people but is not a people pleaser. Most likely not a fighter unless threatened on in danger. Can be very loving , but never satisfied with what he has

Have you seen Antron around town today?

by Mitchel F. Havrick June 18, 2018

Astronaut

An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing

Man that girl is astronaut. She is so shallow to everyone

by Astronaut123 March 3, 2021

Astronimite

A quirky guy who finds almost anything funny and would be that type of person to hide in someone’s closet.

James: “Banana”
Nathan: “HAHAHAHA”
James: “Bro you find everything funny, all i said was one word man…”
James: “You’re such an Astronimite”

by Anonymoose man July 15, 2022

Lazy Astronaut

A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.

Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008