alternative encouragement

A fancy definition for workplace bullying.

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."

by sm@$h September 11, 2023

Alternative

The Badest baddies ever.

For example THE WAY YOU DRESS AND ACT IS JUST MHAH (aka black clothing and just yknow an black aesthetic or neon) ✨Alternative✨

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal

The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Alternative Relationship

Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.

Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.

by Zev- August 3, 2022

Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022

Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.

We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Queen of Alternative

Queen of Alternative is Billie Eilish, she've broken many records lana del rey can only wish to make. Her debut album WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO ? is a pure alternative perfection, her sophomore album HAPPIER THAN EVER outsold and outstreamed lana's albums with ease and is also critically acclaimed. No other Alternative artists like Melanie, Lorde, and Lana herself had an impact like Billie Eilish and her achievements. She also brought Alternative to mainstream and therefore she's considered as the Queen Of Alternative.

Did you know that the queen of alternative aka Billie Eilish have a total amount of 7 grammys, 1 oscar, 1 golden globe and an Emmy Nominations unlike certain alternative artists.

by cosmicdinca May 10, 2022