Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson August 14, 2015

Alabama Basketball

When you dribble your balls on your sisters ass then she shits on them.

"damn sistuurr that there alabama basketball feel darn good on my balls"

by sisterfucker12 March 23, 2021

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023

Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.

My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp

by fakkinshet August 27, 2013

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018