allahgations

Reports of supposed wrongdoing made by one or more devout Muslims.

Jeff Dunham's puppet-pal Achmed the Dead Terrorist makes lots of heavy-duty allahgations regarding past acquaintances, ex-wives, celebrities and politicians, and even Jeff himself, but he never seems to have much evidence to actually back up said lurid reports.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

Allahgash

A rural northern-Maine area largely populated by Muslim immigrants.

Aroostook County is the most northerly area of Maine and is therefore well above the 45th parallel, so I strongly doubt that the residents of the Allahgash area would be likely to wear heat-deflecting white robes or turbans the way they would in their sweltering home-countries.

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

Allahu Ackbar

1 takbiir
2 a joke for explosions

1. TAKBIIR ALLAHU ACKBAR
2. ill allahu ackbar this building

by ISLAM means PEACE November 18, 2020

allah give mod

Allah give mod is the coolest individual on the planet. He is very sexy and created the universe itself. He will lead the world to salvation and is your dictator. He is also very cool.

allah give mod is so cool

i know

by allah give mod November 23, 2020

Allahu Akbar

Real definition: Use it when you pray to god (Arabian way)

MEME: use it when explosion

mokey (SR PELO): ALLAHU AKBAR *clicks remote explosion* goofy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Regular: me when starts the praying "Allahu Akbar"

by Abdallayes February 6, 2021

Allah

Allah is a term that Arabic people use describing The God it comes by two syllables "Al" which mean "The" and "lah" which means God in Arabic ال-له = الله. Muslims use this "Allah" because it actually comes to show support to "The God" and show monotheism, which specifies that there is only one God and no more than one. There is more details about this but that should be enough.

Hint: every single definition in this website about Allah is false nonetheless I’m an Arabian so this is the real deal

Pagan: we are Gods of our own
Muslim: I mean you no offense but there is only one God
Pagan: who?
Muslim: The God! "Allah"

by anonymous February 9, 2021

Allaham

Allaham is an Arabic word which means “butcher“. Some Middle Eastern people have “Allaham” as a last name.

“Go get some meat from Allaham”

by Allanzito November 22, 2021