HUT Accounts

dumbass twitter accounts with no life who play NHL all day and bitch about donations and Giveaway shit to get followers

Bro, I lol'd when i saw those HUT accounts. i almost shit myself

by HUT Accounts August 3, 2014

Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

backpack account

An account you use in video games to store gear for you.

Nick, you can get those items off that backpack account.

by googleman1 April 21, 2015

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Private account

Can you ah check if that accounts private

Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)

by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017

key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018