Abolishment

A thrash metal band originating from Ottawa, Ontario. Simply described as "fucking metal".

"Yo man, are you going to ARGYLE to watch Abolishment tear it up?"

"No."

by abolishment December 24, 2004

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That guy is Absolute. Comin correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008

abil

its my name u fag

abil is a man

by monyet seblay February 14, 2017

Abilene

The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??

Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"

"Bush!"

"He cant run this year!"

"So."

Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"

"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."

"Aww, this town sucks!"

by YankeeStuckInTexas March 13, 2009

absolute

100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.

The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.

by restless G November 6, 2006

Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

Abolished

A state of drunkenness of the highest upper echelon of inebriation. This pinnacle of intoxication can only be achieved by adhering to a rigorous training regimen. Alcohol of all types, and origins must be a normalcy in the daily drinking habits of one who is abolished.

That dude just puked up 38 ounces worth of sangria, 18 year old Irish whiskey, a rare chardonnay, a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a jigger of warm sake, and pomegranate margarita. That dude is freakin' abolished.

by LeDanny Vegas August 17, 2006