Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

Abed

When your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out "Son of a Fuck", then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a Strawberry Shortcake.

Last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally Abed her in the face.

by urfatbro91 April 6, 2011

Gay Agenda

The Gay Agenda is the term used by extremist christians/catholics to describe what they believe gay people (men in particular) do with their time. It is used as a bad backing-up of one's unacceptance of gay marriage, and is grossly inaccurate.

Extremist or conservative politician: "Gays can't marry because they follow The Gay Agenda, which states that all they do with their time is convert our children and have sex alot!"

by deandaisy February 11, 2007

Aberdeen

Aberdeen MD, nextdoor to the shitiest town in America Havre de Grace. So guess what it is the anus for all the shit in Havre de grace. They have to create a magnet school, so people will go to Aberdeen. It is a tactic to illegally recruit atheletes. there is lots of old people and posers who want be like those in havre de grace and edgewood. Lets be honest only three things have come from aberdeen, Cal Ripken, EJ Henderson and the Ironbird Statium.

where do we go today Edgewood or Havre de grace?

Not Aberdeen

by LORD OF WORDS March 5, 2005

Abena

The brand new religion about a Bee Mermaid, Abena is a Goddess who can become a Bee and a mermaid, most of the times it appears on the nature when you feel lost. This entity lives on the sea and in the trees next to some flowers, it keeps moving depending the mental health of the society.

Abena will help us on the way to become happy and healthy.

by Ky the fish November 23, 2021

Aberdeen

A street in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, home to a tradition of gathering thousands of students, mostly from Queen's University, to have fun in a "friendly riot" each year at the school's home coming.

Jill: Hey Tom, where can I go to flip over and torch someone's car AND get totally smashed at the same time?
Tom: WELL! there just so happens to be this little place called Aberdeen St, who might be able to accommodate JUST THAT!

by engineeringstud October 23, 2006

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008