An Army of Two

an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts

dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.

by Nedd Ludd July 29, 2008

An L

And unfortunately thing that just happened

Mia: I just dropped my phone down the stairs and look at it

Elliot: that’s an L

by Bre4nna May 14, 2019

an apple

make shift bong

Matt: "Dude you broke my bong, what can we do?"

Fred: "How about an apple"

by kzdhdfsimweerilaseiojedre September 6, 2010

An Obama

The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.

One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.

Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

by enemamaster December 11, 2013

an arabian date

an offensive term for a one night stand

if you are going to have your carnaldetism during an arabian date, make it a memorable one

by Sexydimma March 31, 2015

An Abdullah Move

A ridiculous action done by a person that is so dumb, and only found funny by the person who did it.

I asked him if he had my money and he gave me an empty envelope. He hit me with an Abdullah move!

by exfactor December 25, 2014