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Father Hood

The final destruction of a celebrity or entertainment franchise's credibility. The term is a reference to Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood", a program which effectively eliminated any shred of gangsterdom left in the D O Dubba G's image. The term is akin to "jumped the shark", referring to when late-era Happy Days had Fonzie jump a shark on his motorcycle, stretching the reality the show had previously existed in past the point of believability; the term is now used to describe any franchise that reaches such a point. Similarly, "Father Hood" is used to describe any celebrity who goes soft or batshit insane to point where enjoyment of early work even becomes difficult.

Eddie Murphy: From "Raw" to "Daddy Day Care".
Yo did you see "Are We There Yet?"
Fuck no. Did you see "Are We Done Yet?"
WHAT?
Yeah, they did a sequel.
Shit son, Ice Cube is straight "Father Hood" at this point.
by bayley asher January 13, 2008
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Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.
Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022
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pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.
My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.
by mittens5483 November 7, 2023
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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
mugGet the Father Claatmassmug.

Father on top

a phrase for describing Park Jimin, Park Jimin being the father, the “savior”, our “leader” etc. in breaking records, standards, topping charts, and just being THE Park Jimin. Father on top as he is the the standard and is the one who kpop nugus want to be birthed by as they try and top charts but fail, he is above all and superior. He IS the father *in a maury povich voice*
Jimin reached #1 on Hot 100 Billboard, Father on top!
by lalalalalalalol June 27, 2023
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no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return
Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy
by poo January 31, 2022
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Father Chungus

A large humanoid, who loves to enjoy himself with a large American sized meal (5x a day)
He also is HUGE!
by . -. January 12, 2022
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