normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018

Normal Squalor

A term for seemingly human-attributed and incidental sicknesses and other misfortunes that are actually strongly caused by repetitious behaviors in cultures.

Sedentary sickness or decline in fitness is a consequence of normal squalor, because so much of the time, we are sedentary.

by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019

Sexuality : Normal

Commonly used by closeted gays.

Also used by women who have piss kinks.

“My sexuality : normal”
“So you have a piss kink?”

by Skxmkendie August 10, 2022

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

love, me normally

The best song in The Normal Album by Will Wood. No doubt about it.

Blair- what song are you listening to?
Dari- Love, me normally by Will Wood
Blair- dang, I love that song.

by Cheese milk blender May 20, 2023

batshit normal

BATSHIT CRAZY. Applies to the behavior of someone whose normal is batshit crazy.

Oh, well---you know how she is---ut today it's batshit normal.

by Lord Fairfax February 2, 2025

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024