Your mom

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly”
“Your mom!”
“I’m offended”

by Jugsofketchup April 22, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

your mom

is very gay

your mom is gay

by whore lol June 12, 2019

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

Your mom

Gay

Your mom gay

by Boi boi boi boi boi boi February 13, 2019

Your mom

Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.

"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"

by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021