Winchester, MA

Winchester is an interesting suburb to the northwest of boston, about fifteen minutes away on the commuter rail, and home to a shifting teenage demographic which varies over time between independent and friendly and alcoholic and hateful, although the alcohol is pretty consistent, as is the jockness, but as much as they change they're always just the same as their parents - rich.
Some interesting people have appeared here, though.
Slang is unique. Most words end in izzy. Worthless people are called vus. Like if someone starts a fight, freaks out, backs their car really fast into someone they don't even know's car, then drives away, people will call after him "vuuuuuuuuu" before bolting from the Winchester Police Department. Or is someone gets heartbroken, and sends naked pictures of his exgirlfriend to her future professors at the college she's planning to go to before she gets a restraining order on him, the community will have labeled him a "vu" by nightfall.
Very critical town. No one knows where this old tradition comes from.
Come visit! Exit 32b on 93!

I lived in Winchester, MA for nineteen years and wasn't forced to deal with too many vus.

by lifelongwinchester October 5, 2005

Wench-bag

1. An insult, usually directed towards a woman.

2. A bag full of wenches.

"Shut up you stupid wench-bag."

by HoboFett May 5, 2006

Winchester

A city in England where;
Everyone thinks they are better than you.
Beige chinos are worn excessively.
Posh dads wear their jumpers tied around their necks. Usually accompanied with sunglasses.
Students who take philosophy as an A-Level don't wash and are indie or just use any excuse to protest because they think it's cool.

Students talk about politics when they know nothing about it.
The boys are turning into girls and taking selfies.

Other than that a really nice historical city!

"We go to Peter Symonds in Winchester so we are immediately smarter than everyone else"
"Bantersaurus Rex"

by Jeffreydope February 27, 2013

wench'd

To get owned, but by an especially wench like, or lame, person.

Damn, that nub wench'd me.

by SpillZ March 12, 2004

Saucing the wench

The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.

Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

Serving Wench

Is another term for whore. the Serving Wenches in the medieval times would serve the royalty food and other things.

When i went to the renaissance fair there was a serving wench there giving me my food and the adults explicit pleasures.

by MomoLove October 20, 2012

Winche'll

A man over 40, usually head shaven to hide balding hair patterns, who cruises college bars and attempts to sleep with girls half his age. The Winche'll usually parties too hard for his own good, contributing to his 'donut' like figure, hence the Winche'll (donut).

Check out that Winche'll over there, that girl could be his daughter!

by psodomy December 12, 2010