winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Watchung

Watchung or better known as THE CHUNG , is a small town in the mountains of Central Jersey.Eventhough it happens to be a small time we all love our surrounding towns GreenBrook,Longhill, and Warren. Many people may believe that this town is filled with stuck up rich folks. But more then half the town is home to probably the most down to earth, coolest people you will ever meet. They are known for the Sparkling Watchung lake ( People are fooled cause its filled with geese and goose droppings.) They are also known for their signature Watchung Circle. It seems to be true that Watchung is home to the best beer Pong Players and THE WARRIORS.( CHAMPS ). Watchung is a tough town, just remember not to talk garbage about them.

There is a party in Watchung on Friday.

by Csantana October 28, 2007

watch

Something u wear on ur arm that tells u the time.

Person 1:What time is it
Person 2: Let me check my watch

by A casualty of heartbreak May 22, 2005

watchie pums

A man who constantly watches the actions of his woman in fear she will give her vagina to someone else.
Common Jamaican slang for men who watch their girlfriends or wife.

Greg is a watchie pums.
Look how he follows her, he must be a watchie pums.

by iva rolle February 24, 2009

Watch Crew

The Act of watching two people having sex while using both hands to make two "Hang Loose" gestures.

Jack: Ah Baby!

Jill: Who's that watching us through the window?

Group of Jack's friends: Watch Crew!

by Dooke J. Wade March 11, 2010

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008

PHILZA WATCH OUT

You wanted to search up a famous Technoblade quote like me

"PHILZA WATCH OUT!" Technoblade yelled.

by spydyrroyalty May 22, 2021